jasonw

A man goes out hunting in the woods
and comes across a bear. He gets his gun
and shoots the bear but only wounds him.
The bear is very angry, catches the man
and tells him: "You have two choices,
either I kill you now or I fuck you in the
ass".

The man thinks about it and decides he
doesn't want to die so the bear throws
him down and fucks him in the ass.
The man goes home and gets madder
and madder thinking about that bear.
The next day he goes out again and
starts hunting for the bear. He finds the
bear but makes a small noise and the
bear catches him again. The bear makes
the same offer and the man makes
the same choice. The man goes home
and now he's REALLY mad.

He decides he's going to catch that bear,
so he gets a big bear trap and goes out
the next day to set it. The bear discovers
the trap and the man hiding nearby and
catches him again. He swats him a few times
and then says, "Now tell me the truth,
you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"