View Poll Results: Should I go with to my company's mini-golf today?
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Should I go with to my company's mini-golf today?
#1
Should I go with to my company's mini-golf today?
I'm going to be transferring to a new group in a couple weeks... I'm thinking of just staying in the office and leaving early... What would you do?
#4
The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition.
"Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I'll help you win."
"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leprechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.
When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is it?"
"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.
"Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I'll help you win."
"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leprechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.
When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is it?"
"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.
#6
Jack and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. But soon Jack realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early morning drive with some pals to a golf match. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and therefore lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5 a.m."
The next morning, Jack woke up, only to discover that it was 9 a.m. and that his friends left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper read, "It's 5 a.m. Wake up."
The next morning, Jack woke up, only to discover that it was 9 a.m. and that his friends left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper read, "It's 5 a.m. Wake up."