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Old 11-16-2006, 06:39 PM
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Pardon me, are you in heat?!
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:40 PM
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You make my software turn to hardware!
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:41 PM
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There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:42 PM
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:43 PM
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:49 PM
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:18 PM
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Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?
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If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
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