The Pastor's Ass
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The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a
race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The
local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop
was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor
decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could
run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER
ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is...... being concerned about public
opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten
your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying
about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot
happier and live longer!
The pastor entered his donkey in a
race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The
local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop
was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor
decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could
run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER
ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is...... being concerned about public
opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten
your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying
about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot
happier and live longer!
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