New Google app for you animal lovers
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New Google app for you animal lovers
Google is releasing an app for their Android platform that will translate animal languages. Finally a useful app. Wonder if it will work on women?
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Originally Posted by Voodoo_S2K,Apr 1 2010, 09:26 AM
Google is releasing an app for their Android platform that will translate animal languages. Finally a useful app. Wonder if it will work on women?
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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course
of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how
beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had
long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between
Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are
just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find
the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail
just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
______________________________ ____________________________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the
house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
______________________________ ____________________________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
mother that read:
______________________________ ______________________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not
saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact
remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY -
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course
of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how
beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had
long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between
Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are
just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find
the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail
just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
______________________________ ____________________________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the
house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
______________________________ ____________________________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
mother that read:
______________________________ ______________________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not
saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact
remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY -
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER