sjs2k4o8

I'm sorry but if you piss away your life and your problems getting drunk, then you need professional help.

LeTsEaTatDeNnYs

Buddy... im just goona chill and relax w/ some close friends... youre welcome to come and join in the food and drink... you can rest assured that i wont be wasting myself away getting drunk....

My friend sent me the following quote... not bad...

"relationships r like sailing on the unforgiving seas. sometimes the sun bathes u in its warmth and the seas are kind, but there r times when poseidon's wrath leaves no sailor untouched. the pounding of the waves against ur ship may drive any captain mad to the boneees...."

-anon c/o Jammy

problem_child

how about b1tches are like buses, there come around every 5 minutes?

sjs2k4o8

Women are like beer. They're good for a few slurps, but after that the beer goggles kick in and you wonder what the hell you just licked.

Munki

how about men are like parking lots, good ones are all taken and the rest are too small

SaV

Haha! Most definitely!!!

Eluded

anyone date a dutch gal ?

itS2Krazy

my last girlfriend was korean. and boy was it a handful. i would have to say she was the most shady, evil, sly, crooked, cheating bitch. she has done everything wrong and had alot of issues, alot of money issues also. i just didnt realize it til a little bit later on. oh yah and ruthless is one of those also.

UnkieTrunkie

Not FOB Dutch, but the clarinetist in my quintet is Dutch. She'll tell me about her boyfriends and stuff. . . nothing out of the ordinary complaints that women have, though it does seem that her parents want some guy with some $$$.

-B

rudeS2k

.. ..end up marrying one