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Old 10-20-2006, 11:09 AM
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After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

The bartender replied, "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."

Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said, "I named mine Nike... like you know... just do it!"

So he thought about it for a few minutes then said, "I got one... Secret."

The bartender said, "Why Secret?"

Joe said, "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
Old 10-20-2006, 11:22 AM
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:28 AM
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lol
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i named mine porsche... every pussy wants one
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How about TIBETAN MASTIFF
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Oct 20 2006, 01:35 PM
i named mine porsche... every pussy wants one
Old 10-20-2006, 09:10 PM
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Olddddddddd
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interesting..
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I named mine Richard...cuz if Dick is short for Richard then Richard is long for Dick!
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