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After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.
The bartender replied, "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."
Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said, "I named mine Nike... like you know... just do it!"
So he thought about it for a few minutes then said, "I got one... Secret."
The bartender said, "Why Secret?"
Joe said, "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
The bartender replied, "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."
Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said, "I named mine Nike... like you know... just do it!"
So he thought about it for a few minutes then said, "I got one... Secret."
The bartender said, "Why Secret?"
Joe said, "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
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