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MY PRIVATE PART DIED


An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes
a little crazy,
She replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please
accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
with his Private Part
Hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like th at.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr.
Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,

But why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'



IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU

vtechnique

something is wrong with me.

CalBear07

ok i laughed at this response

red@9k

lol

yamez

today is the viewing... lol... when and where is he going to "bury" it??? LOL

ap1son

+1

kaansahbaz

that was funny , im in my class and laughed really hard

next_nsx

+2

yamez

lemme explain...

so here is mr. old guy and his pipi died.. (meaning no more capacity to have sex nor whatsoever.) and he told the nurse...

next day the nurse was complaining and told mr. old guy to put his pipi back to his pants..

the old man insisted because he said that "today is the viewing." (viewing is exactly where you pay final respects to a relative/friend who just recently died. usually its open casket so you could "view" the body)

still not clear? idk.

ItsBen

I think they get it, its just isn't that funny, so they're not laughing out loud. So something wrong with them