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Old 01-06-2006, 12:29 PM
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If you do take a dip in the company pool make sure it is with someone who you are MUCH more valuable than...that way if it turns south and they have to fire someone the other person gets the boot!
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 6 2006, 01:19 PM
Don't dip your pen in the company ink
ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A PRIEST!
Old 01-06-2006, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD,Jan 6 2006, 01:29 PM
If you do take a dip in the company pool make sure it is with someone who you are MUCH more valuable than...that way if it turns south and they have to fire someone the other person gets the boot!
Bonus if you're a Senior Engineer and they're in the low-ball executive ranks. . . then you slap 'em w/ sexual harassment.
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at my last job i got with one of the interns. little did i know that her parents worked there too after i dumped her it was pretty shitty whenever i ran into them
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at my old work, our fax machine was broken one time and while i was trying to fix it... my co-worker made a comment...(and it wasnt a joke that came out of he's mouth) he told me to hit but fax machine couple times and it'll work again like "WOMEN"

he got he first and final warning from my boss that day
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Originally Posted by MunkyGirl,Jan 6 2006, 02:39 PM
at my old work, our fax machine was broken one time and while i was trying to fix it... my co-worker made a comment...(and it wasnt a joke that came out of he's mouth) he told me to hit but fax machine couple times and it'll work again like "WOMEN"
was he Korean?

sounds like my friends
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Jan 6 2006, 02:52 PM
was he Korean?

sounds like my friends
yeah he was korean... in his mid 40's...
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He would probably say, "Nuthin, you already done told her twice!"
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cripple pirate...


when a girl is giving you oral pleasure and you are about to cum, you kick her in the shin and cum in her eye
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Look up Monroe Transfer.


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