Irace4Kimchi

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Jokes of the day

A rich white man threw a party and invited all of his buddies and
neighbors,
including Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood. He held the
party around
the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good
time drinking,
dancing, eating BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the
party, the
host said, "I came home from a business trip and I found a 10 foot
alligator got in
my pool and I can't find anybody who will come and take him away.

I'd give a million dollars to anyone who would do the job!" The words
were barely
out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned
around and saw
Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! He
was jabbing
it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and
chokeholds, biting
the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of
Kung-Fu
master. The water was churning and splashing in the struggle.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the surface. He
slowly climbed
out of the pool. Everybody was staring in disbelief. Finally the host
says, "Leroy,
I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "I don't want it," said Leroy,
panting. The
rich man said, "Leroy, I have to give you something! You won the bet."

Leroy said, "I would be satisfied if you gave me the name of whichever
one of these
white motherf**kers it was that pushed me in the pool."

Sfkn2

ROFL

Thanks for the laugh in the morn.

SpeedyG05

hahahahahahahaha

mrkim019

lol