Looks like a list of lewd sexual maneuvers to me

 

hahahah wow i cant believe u actually asked for a penis shooter

 

hahahaha...penis shooter, its even worse b/c they had no idea what you were talking about.

 

penis shooter i didn't know hiro rolled that way....

 

I work there and on the secret menu they have these ones

Fruity Pebbles

Pink Fruity Pebbles

Blue Gummi Bear

Red Gummi Bear

White Gummi Bear

Hello Jesus

Orange Dream Machine(this one is already on the reg menu)

Starburst (AKA Pink Star)

Strawberries Dreaming

Strawberry Shortcake

Thank You Jesus

Orchards oasis

not sure if the other ones you listed are true but I know that these ones you can order.... there are also other secret smoothies but I cant list em all off the top of my head.

 

I use to love their citrus squeeze but they don't have it anymore DX

 

man i gotta give all these new flavors a try... i'm not a jamba fan but after hearing shit like strawberry shortcake ill give it another chance... and ill go around to all the jamba's in sf and ask for penis shooters ahhah

 

Really? Im pretty sure they still make it.

 

hiro san!

hahahah cant believe you actually asked for penis shooter..

as i was reading different flavors of jama juice, first thing came to my mind was "hmmm... i wish they had secret menu for soju... and one of the flavor should be DoD! so that i can feed Hung! hehehe we Hung dai lo!
Did you like Hue? we can hit another spot next week!

 

Ask for a vag shooter