Apologies in advance if it's not "spot on", but I've tried to keep the general spirit. It's always hard to do literal translations

Title: Taipei Girl

Girl: What are you doing?
Cop: What does it look like? Giving you a ticket.
Girl: What, so you just give tickets whenever you feel like it?
Girl: Maybe someone just wanted to run inside really quick
Cop: Miss....
Cop: You can't tell what my job is?
Cop: Take it.
Cop: Parking in a yellow zone NT$300. (about US$9)
Girl: Why should I have to take it?
Girl: So that's how you harrass us normal folks?
Cop: Harrass?
Cop: Whether you take it or not is your business.
Cop: Miss...
Cop: I've got a picture of your car
Cop: I've copied your license plate
Cop: If you want to try to get out of it by cheating...
Cop: It won't be easy
Girl: Who the heck would want to cheat on this?
Girl: It'll be good enough if you didn't cheat us normal folks.
Cop: Your car isn't close enough to the curb.
Cop: NT$300 additional fine.
Girl: Look at yourself!
Girl: Why don't you give yourself a ticket?!
Cop: I'm helping keep traffic in order...
Cop: Not like damn folks like you.
Girl: Right.....
Girl: Us damn folks don't know anything...
Girl: except that you guys are rushing to meet your quota
Cop: What....?
Cop: Miss....

Lunchtime.....to be continued...

Although most cops in Taiwan don't mess around with tickets anymore. They have to be the fastest tow truck guys in the world. (ask me how I know. haha). They have these roller things that they stick your car on, and can get it on the truck and on the way to impound in less than 5 minutes.

 

rough translation:
lady: Hey what you doing?!?!
cop: giving you a ticket, can't you see!
lady: how can you do it? i could've just went in real quick and backout.
cop: can't you see what i do? HERE, take the ticket, $300NT for parking in yellow lane.
lady: your just bullying us citizens around.
cop: i don't care if you don't take the ticket, i alreay took pic of your car.
your not getting out of this.
cop: ohhhh, you didn't park close enough to the curb here's another ticket for $300.
lady: why don't you give yourself a ticket? look at where ur parked.
cop: i''m in middle of duty, so i can do it. OHhh interfering with invetigation, here's another ticket.
cop: lady you seem to be loaded, so young and driving a nice car.
lady: WTF! i drive have anything to do with you?!?
cop: what did you just say???
lady: i said WTFBMW.
cop: OHhh another ticket for you.

friend shows up: i'm sorry i'm late, etc etc
friend: what were you doing?
lady: nothing, just didn't like what that cop was doing.
friend: look at the cop, all happy and stuff.
lady: not my problem. you coming in the car or what??

 

LOL...funny i8sh