Calories Burned During Sex?
10-22-2004, 11:04 AM
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Calories Burned During Sex?
It has been known for many years that Sex was healthy, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now, after "Original and Proprietary" research from Harvard University, they are proud to present the results:
Removing her clothes:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories
Opening her bra:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand..................................12 Calories
With your teeth................................485 Calories
Putting on a condom:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories
Positions:
Missionary.....................................12 Calories
69 lying down...................................78 Calories
69 standing up.................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style....................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories
Orgasms:
Real.........................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1315 Calories
Post orgasm:
Lying in bed hugging.................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...............................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
Getting a second erection: If you are:
20_29 years....................................36 Calories
30_39 years....................................80 Calories
40_49 years....................................124 Calories
50_59 years....................................1972 Calories
60_69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results are still pending
Dressing afterwards:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories
Removing her clothes:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories
Opening her bra:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand..................................12 Calories
With your teeth................................485 Calories
Putting on a condom:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories
Positions:
Missionary.....................................12 Calories
69 lying down...................................78 Calories
69 standing up.................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style....................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories
Orgasms:
Real.........................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1315 Calories
Post orgasm:
Lying in bed hugging.................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...............................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
Getting a second erection: If you are:
20_29 years....................................36 Calories
30_39 years....................................80 Calories
40_49 years....................................124 Calories
50_59 years....................................1972 Calories
60_69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results are still pending
Dressing afterwards:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories
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10-22-2004, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by wantone,Oct 22 2004, 12:04 PM
Orgasms:
Real.........................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1315 Calories
Real.........................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1315 Calories
thats good!
burn???
