50 reasons a man wants to be with this girl?
02-23-2006, 03:03 PM
#26
Moderator
I know you've all been waiting for it, so here it goes:
50. I listen to Pavement - Malkmus is a wanker
49. I own an acoustic guitar and can play more than 5 chords - Can you play any of them in time?
48. I sing karaoke and dance at bars - You like attention; what a news flash.
47. My family loves me and I love them - You're not selling me; well-adjusted=lousy in bed
46. My friends laugh at my jokes and so do strangers - I'll believe it when I hear you tell, "The Aristocrats."
45. I go dutch - Well, at least I don't have to sneak out the Bathroom window again.
44. I buy my own drinks - You don't date sales guys; this doesn't apply to me.
43. I wear my ring on my right hand - see response to #48
42. I love nail polish - Huffing?
41. I have long hair - Do you know what a bucking bronco is?
40. I bake - You live in Berkeley. Duh.
39. I sew - Well, in light of #18, I would too.
38. I love to iron - That's nice; I threw out my last nice shirt back in '03
37. 8.6 on Hot or Not - refer to #48 again - and did you show the 'MySpace shots?'
36. Picked by my teacher to model for a charity fundraiser at age 5 - #48
35. Approached by model scout while waiting for BART at age 25 - I haven't used that line since I was 23.
34. President of my highschool's Debate Team - You need to be right all the time? Boy, there's another news flash.
33. Ivy Leaguer, Big 3 - See #34
32. I don't smoke -
See #40
31. I don't do illicit drugs - illicit, controlled, or decriminalized? I want to know.
30. I sometimes drink coffee black - Sometimes? I think I had the coffee choice made by the time I was 18. (black, for those who are keeping score at home).
29. Varisty Tennis in highschool - You really needed to get into an Ivy League school, didn't you?
28. Cheerleader for 1 day - You really needed to get into an Ivy League school didn't you?
27. National Finalist for Original Oratory in highschool - You really needed to get into an Ivy League school didn't you?
26. Exchange student to Japan in highschool - I actually don't have anything snarky to say about this. This is kind of cool.
25. Volunteer for Habitat for Humanity - Once again, I really don't have anything maligning to say about this one.
24. Volunteered for John Kerry Campaign - You know how to pick a winner. Yay.
23. In the front row/mosh pit at the big Green Day concert in SF September of last year. - Oh, those 30-somethings are getting really rough these days.
22. Two feet away from Chris Martin at the Coldplay concert last month in Oakland - You've chased after a few too many Metrosexuals, haven't you?
21. Drowned at age 6 and live to tell the tale - I could touch this one, but it might cross a line that I don't really feel like crossing today. Sorry guys.
20. Only involved in one major car accident and not at fault - You don't own an S, do you?
19. I shop at thrift stores - The thing with volunteering is that it's for NO PAY.
18. I shop at Kmart, Walmart and Target - see #19
17. Asian with an American passport - As one of the token Euro-Americans, I'm not gonna touch this one today either.
16. 5'3"; size 6 ; C-cup - Butterface.
15. I love farmers markets and flea markets - you have a lot of free time, don't you?
14. I've been to Europe twice and speak varying levels of French and German - Voulez vous couchet avec moi? Bist du mit Vater und Mutter gewohnen?
13. I was born in Thailand - I was born in Santa Clara and yet still wound up in Fremont. What's your point?
12. No broken bones - Me neither
11. Good feet - What kind of runner are you?
10. Nice teeth - Let's hear it for insurance.
9. Dimples - I've got zits on my a$$
8. I don't live at home with my parents and have not done so in the last 10 years - you left home at 18. Umm, I'm going to again default to #47
7. Briefly acquainted with a former leader of the Black Panthers - Can't take you to Mexico then, I guess.
6. Interviewed for a job with the State Department, but lost interest in foreign travel - I'm guessing #7 may have had something to do with your loss of interest.
5. Ran several 1/2 marathons, including a 10K up a mountain - #11
4. Paying back student loans and other debt - Welcome to adulthood, and at 28!
3. Soft spot for blue-eyed blonds - You got a Viking thing eh?
2. Nice lips - What can you do with them?
1. Gainfully employed - #4, #18, #19
If I weren't spoken for, I'd ask her out. But I know she'd want to meet for coffee so forget it.
50. I listen to Pavement - Malkmus is a wanker
49. I own an acoustic guitar and can play more than 5 chords - Can you play any of them in time?
48. I sing karaoke and dance at bars - You like attention; what a news flash.
47. My family loves me and I love them - You're not selling me; well-adjusted=lousy in bed
46. My friends laugh at my jokes and so do strangers - I'll believe it when I hear you tell, "The Aristocrats."
45. I go dutch - Well, at least I don't have to sneak out the Bathroom window again.
44. I buy my own drinks - You don't date sales guys; this doesn't apply to me.
43. I wear my ring on my right hand - see response to #48
42. I love nail polish - Huffing?
41. I have long hair - Do you know what a bucking bronco is?
40. I bake - You live in Berkeley. Duh.
39. I sew - Well, in light of #18, I would too.
38. I love to iron - That's nice; I threw out my last nice shirt back in '03
37. 8.6 on Hot or Not - refer to #48 again - and did you show the 'MySpace shots?'
36. Picked by my teacher to model for a charity fundraiser at age 5 - #48
35. Approached by model scout while waiting for BART at age 25 - I haven't used that line since I was 23.
34. President of my highschool's Debate Team - You need to be right all the time? Boy, there's another news flash.
33. Ivy Leaguer, Big 3 - See #34
32. I don't smoke -
See #4031. I don't do illicit drugs - illicit, controlled, or decriminalized? I want to know.
30. I sometimes drink coffee black - Sometimes? I think I had the coffee choice made by the time I was 18. (black, for those who are keeping score at home).
29. Varisty Tennis in highschool - You really needed to get into an Ivy League school, didn't you?
28. Cheerleader for 1 day - You really needed to get into an Ivy League school didn't you?
27. National Finalist for Original Oratory in highschool - You really needed to get into an Ivy League school didn't you?
26. Exchange student to Japan in highschool - I actually don't have anything snarky to say about this. This is kind of cool.
25. Volunteer for Habitat for Humanity - Once again, I really don't have anything maligning to say about this one.
24. Volunteered for John Kerry Campaign - You know how to pick a winner. Yay.
23. In the front row/mosh pit at the big Green Day concert in SF September of last year. - Oh, those 30-somethings are getting really rough these days.
22. Two feet away from Chris Martin at the Coldplay concert last month in Oakland - You've chased after a few too many Metrosexuals, haven't you?
21. Drowned at age 6 and live to tell the tale - I could touch this one, but it might cross a line that I don't really feel like crossing today. Sorry guys.
20. Only involved in one major car accident and not at fault - You don't own an S, do you?
19. I shop at thrift stores - The thing with volunteering is that it's for NO PAY.
18. I shop at Kmart, Walmart and Target - see #19
17. Asian with an American passport - As one of the token Euro-Americans, I'm not gonna touch this one today either.
16. 5'3"; size 6 ; C-cup - Butterface.
15. I love farmers markets and flea markets - you have a lot of free time, don't you?
14. I've been to Europe twice and speak varying levels of French and German - Voulez vous couchet avec moi? Bist du mit Vater und Mutter gewohnen?
13. I was born in Thailand - I was born in Santa Clara and yet still wound up in Fremont. What's your point?
12. No broken bones - Me neither
11. Good feet - What kind of runner are you?
10. Nice teeth - Let's hear it for insurance.
9. Dimples - I've got zits on my a$$
8. I don't live at home with my parents and have not done so in the last 10 years - you left home at 18. Umm, I'm going to again default to #47
7. Briefly acquainted with a former leader of the Black Panthers - Can't take you to Mexico then, I guess.
6. Interviewed for a job with the State Department, but lost interest in foreign travel - I'm guessing #7 may have had something to do with your loss of interest.
5. Ran several 1/2 marathons, including a 10K up a mountain - #11
4. Paying back student loans and other debt - Welcome to adulthood, and at 28!
3. Soft spot for blue-eyed blonds - You got a Viking thing eh?
2. Nice lips - What can you do with them?
1. Gainfully employed - #4, #18, #19
If I weren't spoken for, I'd ask her out. But I know she'd want to meet for coffee so forget it.
02-23-2006, 03:35 PM
#30
Registered User
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by dmz,Feb 23 2006, 03:43 PM
The bigger question is why were you browsing the personal ad in craigslist? 
you need a reason for it? i even found a gay guy who has a crush on CrazyPhuD in missed connection section
