My brother is getting married next month and for some silly reason he's chosen me as his best man

At the moment I'm working towards having a bus pick us up and take us to golf with beverages provided then lunch at the club and then back to his house for more drinks, a pig on a spit and some entertainment. I would like to be able to head out somewhere that would be more mixed socially but I don't want to run the risk of having the night ruined by Sydney bouncers or his mates by not getting into places or causing trouble plus there's the added hassle of transporting everyone as he's from Camden and his mates are from around that way too.

edit: I've added a poll. I'm going to find out what it would take to get a bus chartered into somewhere like men's gallery or equivalent. I've never been to any of these types of places (I swear )so suggestions are appreciated. I'm definitely not directing it to the cross because that never ends well as the entertainment is well below par.

I'm looking for suggestions and alternatives for what we can get up to that wont quite ruin his wedding which will be the following week, silly uniforms, longest drive comp bring them all on I really need inspiration here!

BTW he's 26 and enjoy's partying so there's no need to be tame

TIA

 

I played 9 holes on Randwick golf course just before Christmas and while we were playing there was obviously either a bucks event or a corporate event going on behind us. They had beer wenchs in bikinis and high heels following them around the course serving beers from an esky on a golf cart!!

I think that should be standard equipment on a round of golf!!

 

I had that in mind but I can't search around for that kind of entertainment while I'm at work

 

Men's gallery in Melb is pretty bad.

There is a spearmint rhino in north ryde or something?

 

Really Its just one that I've heard of. I've only spoken to someone who's been to a club called Pure Platinum and he recommended it.

 

Not sure of that one. My friend is having his in 2 weeks and I am onto organizing it as well.

I need to do some "research"

 

Try Arrows in Rydalmere.

 

Well if golf is his thing then golf is good I guess but a little tame and time consuming. You would want to get him to do something he's been shit scared of all his life. He has no excuse but to go ahead and do it or risk a life of shame in front of his mates. If you're headed back to his place I would suggest hiring a topless barmaid to serve everyone drinks for $50 p/hr. Also organise a stripper to come around or a lesbian act. Cost ranges from $180 (basic nude) to $600 for the hardcore "toys" and "simulation" acts. You obviously should be charging a cover charge from the boys and provide booze and pizza all around.

Then let him shower up and remove all the oil and cream off him and get something for him to wear as his "buck ID". From previous experiences, we've organised a cap with a huge penis popping out, a full Superman outfit (changed at a phonebooth in the city no less), a leotard G string, a dick and balls rubber mask among others. A gag ball, an inflatable donkey tied to the front around his waist. You know, the usual stuff.

Get dropped off in the city somewhere and try getting into a few bars for "spot shots" or strip joints before settling somewhere like a club where he can chuck in private while the rest of the guys try their luck on the girls.

 

your bucks night should WITHOUT DOUBT include strip clubs and hookers

 

well firstly, its an honor to be asked to be best man so give yourself a pat on the back

ive been to about a dozen buck's parties in the past 24-36 months .

I vote you do the "party at home thing" ,as his mates can get as pissed as they want without any drama's , as with pass experiences , trying to get a group of drunk blokes to move from venue to venue during the night gets harder and harder . An on a few occassions one of the crew will get picked on or harrassed by bouncers / security , plus alot of places now wont let buck's parties in .

Ive been to both men's gallery and pure platinum . Men's gallery has a classier set up , but it gets abit boring after an hr or so.

How about a day out at the races ? then back to your bro's place for the after party ? plus there will be Hen's parties there that you can chat them up