In the beginning... (O/T)
08-22-2002 | 08:53 AM
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In the beginning... (O/T)
I thought you might appreciate this 
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In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and barbies (that's the cooking thing, not the
plastic doll). He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies.
God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and Barbies
on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and
it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide
tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was
good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages,
steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and
morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth Day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the
beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that
it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to
go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.
So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that
it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest.
So God created sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and
clean the barbie. Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh day.
God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the Hiss of
opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes and sheilas,
smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that
it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.
IT WAS AUSTRALIA.
:In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and barbies (that's the cooking thing, not the
plastic doll). He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies.
God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and Barbies
on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and
it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide
tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was
good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages,
steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and
morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth Day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the
beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that
it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to
go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.
So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that
it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest.
So God created sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and
clean the barbie. Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh day.
God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the Hiss of
opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes and sheilas,
smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that
it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.
IT WAS AUSTRALIA.
08-27-2002 | 06:29 AM
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From: Near Sandwich,
Originally posted by Aussie_ITR-0239
YOU'RE A BLOODY LEGEND MATE....with an attitude like that, you'd make a FINE 'Aussie'!!
YOU'RE A BLOODY LEGEND MATE....with an attitude like that, you'd make a FINE 'Aussie'!!
Originally posted by Aussie_ITR-0239
Don't believe all the stories about our Snakes & Spiders....yeah we have some of the nastiest, but you don't get them everywhere (particularly in the cities).
Don't believe all the stories about our Snakes & Spiders....yeah we have some of the nastiest, but you don't get them everywhere (particularly in the cities).
08-27-2002 | 06:40 AM
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From: Melbourne
Originally posted by tnt
Hi Aussie_ITR-0239, thx for the compliment.
Even though she might never see one, the fact they live in your country is enough to keep her away
Hi Aussie_ITR-0239, thx for the compliment.
Even though she might never see one, the fact they live in your country is enough to keep her away
It's NOT the Snakes & the Spiders you have to worry about....it's the dreaded 'Drop Bears', that will - to quote 'Monty Python: Holy Grail' - "Nibble your bum?!"
Besides, you haven't mentioned - the Sharks, Blue Ringed Octopus, Box Jelly Fish, Stone Fish, Crocodiles and worst of all - the 'ATO' (that'll take a bite out of your arse @ any time)!!
he he he
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08-27-2002 | 04:47 PM
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From: Sydney
Originally posted by tnt
Never been to Australia and would like to but Trisha is absolutely petrified (and I mean petrified) of spiders.
Never been to Australia and would like to but Trisha is absolutely petrified (and I mean petrified) of spiders.
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