11 of the Funniest Things People Have Said About S2000s

Oooh

Forum Member: Saki GT​

I was getting gas a while back and this guy with a big gut peeked over the pumps and started a conversation.

Him: "Oooh, what's that?"

Me: "It's a Honda."

Him: "Oooh, is it fast?"

Me: "Yes, for a Honda."

Him: "Oooh, how much horsepower?'

Me: "240."

Him: "Oooooohh."

That is my car

Forum Member: cdelena

A good one I got was when leaving a store there was an old lady standing in front of the car. As I started to climb in, she said, "You must be confused, that is my car."

"Huh?" was about all I could muster.

She pointed to the rusty pickup next to my car and said, "That is yours, here are the keys." She dangled them at me, like I was supposed to take them and trade cars.

I managed a smile as I closed my door and got the hell out of there, not really knowing if she was serious.

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The Mickey Car

Forum Member: golf2lz  

First, my niece called my new S2000 my mid-life crisis. Then her daughter (my great-niece, age 4) called it the Mickey car.  I had no idea what she meant until I looked up Mickey's Roadster Racers.

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Got any blow?

Forum Member: Moddiction  

Recently got "Nice Porsche" and "Who's got the Miata out there?" 

I also got pulled over a while ago for going a little too fast. The officer came up and was asking me about the car and whose it was and all. I told him it was mine and didn't believe me for some reason. Then he went on to talk about how small it was and started joking around about it. The officer then asked me if I had any dead hookers, weapons of mass destruction, or blow in the trunk. I said no and he said ok have a great night. LOL.

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Porsche lookin' thingy

Forum Member: adidas_man  

So the other day I was in the office talking with one of the "supervisors" (I put in quotations because she was put in that position by default), and we were talking about soft tops and how to take care of them. (She has a convertible turbo bug.) Anywayz, my LT turns to me and says "Ohh, so you're the one with the Porsche lookin' thingy." I'm like, "Yeah I drive the Porsche lookin' thingy."

Why do so many people get a Porsche and S2000 confused??

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Uh, what kind of car is that?

Forum Member:TerminatioN  

An older guy in his mid-60s walks up to my car and gives it the walk around with a confused look on his face. I see him doing this as I'm walking back to it. He gets in his car and pulls out right as I get to my car. He stops behind me, blocking me from backing out of the parking space, so I roll down the window, guessing that he has a question about the car.

Him: (confused look) "Uh, what kind of car is that? I don't see any names on it. 

My car is completely debadged so, no, he's not blind.

Me: "A Honda S2000."

I give him a big smile.

He gives me an even more confused look.

Then he rolls up his window and drives away.

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Optimus Honda

Forum Member: HMFIC​

A few months back when I had my convertible S2k, I pulled up into this shopping center called Eden in a Vietnamese shopping center. I pulled up right where there were A LOT of people walking around. They hear my BOV and they all stop to look at my car. Somehow I got lucky with the first parking space.

I back in slowly and as I park, I started to close the convertible top. As the top started to go up, one kid yells, "TRANSFORMERS!" and all the other kids started to run to my car yelling, "TRANSFORMERS!!!

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Special edition models

Forum Member: rnye​

At the gas station yesterday, someone walked up to me while I was hanging my nozzle back up.

"That thing is nice. Did it come like that with blue wheels and wing?"

"Yes, Honda does it for their special edition models."

I was cracking up watching him watch me drive away. LOL

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A 2000 Honda S?

Forum Member: MasterForce 

Well, I called the salvage yard here to see if they had any s2ks in hand so I could get some O2 sensors. The guy who answers the phone asked for my details:

Him: Ok, what car is it?
Me: A Honda S2000.
Him: Ok, what's the model?
Me: S2000.
Him: So a 2000 Honda S?
Me: No, an S2000.
Him: What the heck? Are you sure it's a Honda? i want the model like Accord or Civic.
Me: Yeah, I know what kind of car I have and it's a Honda S2000.
Him: So an S2000?
Me: Yep.
Him: *long long pause*
Him: *hear keyboard clicks* 
Him: No, man, sorry, We don't have any.

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Accidents can happen

Forum Member: Presto123​

I'm parked on the street while helping my friend change a flat tire. A kid in a new Civic Si starts to drive by SLOWLY. He sticks his head out his window and starts pointing to my car. He says to his girlfriend (who looks extremely uninterested) "You see that S2000!? It's so clean!"

A few feet later, he knocks over the neighbor's garbage can.

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That car is on fire!

Forum Member: cpl_allen​

My buddy and I were driving to the mall yesterday with the top down and we pull up to a red light. An old lady to my left rolls down her window and says, "That car is on fire!" I smile, flattered, and nod my head at her.

My buddy suddenly says, "No dude, seriously, the car is on fire!"

I turn around and see smoke coming from behind me and suddenly smell something bad. 

"F&@#&*!!!" I pull off into a parking lot and hop out of the car wondering what in the world was on fire. I give the car a once-over but don't see any fires. However, I did notice smoke coming from the rear wheels. I get back in the car, totally confused, and then it hits me. I had the parking brake on while I was driving!

My friend gets out of the car and touches the rotor to see if that was the cause of the smoke. After receiving a nice blister and hearing his skin sizzle, I called myself a dumbass.

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